1. 00:04 1st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from teenagepics

    
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  2. 02:35 28th Aug 2014

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    dailyactress:

Hunger Games: Mockingjay

    dailyactress:

    Hunger Games: Mockingjay

     
  3. 02:31 27th Aug 2014

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    prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

    prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.

     
  4. 02:27

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    haussofkm:

    mockeryd:

    Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

    The cutest thing ever.

    OMG

    (Source: sizvideos)

     
  5. 02:24

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  6. 02:23

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  7. 02:23

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  8. 22:53 26th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from because-thats-what-people-do

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  9. 14:46 23rd Aug 2014

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    thefrogman:

    Photos by Kristen Bretscher [flickr]

    [h/t: tempurafriedhappiness]

     
  10. 16:47 20th Aug 2014

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    Disney Bedrooms

    I’m nearly sixteen and I want them all.

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  11. 10:37

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    blibblobblib:

    Breakfast around the world

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  12. 10:17 18th Aug 2014

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    hoekage:

    the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

     
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hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

    diacrit:

    hanesonly:

    I almost forgot my briefcase!

    it contains important lab results

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  14. 18:30 12th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from lostbelle

    I’d say I’ll drink to that, but honestly I’ll drink to just about anything.
    — (via aprettypastiche)

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  15. 21:20 11th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from whatshouldbetchescallme

    When I meet my friends new boyfriend for the first time