1. 02:23 24th Sep 2014

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    (Source: colinodonorgasm)

     
  2. I reach over the side of the bed to get some water and when I roll back over my pillow is gone. I look over and nestled under my boyfriends head is my heart shaped valentines pillow. Stealing the covers and rolling on top of me is forgivable but stealing my pillow? That’s probable cause for death.

     
  3. 02:09

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    doctorbatman:

    florawrsaurus:

    thewalkingmapal:

    sizvideos:

    Video

    WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING

    HOLY FUCK I AM ACTUALLY CRYING I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN I AM SO SORRY

    The same should go for text and drive!

    Yep I’ve officially stopped drinking

     
  4. 02:07

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  5. 12:29 13th Sep 2014

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  6. 16:02 9th Sep 2014

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    ammit420:

    horror movie synopsis

    • white family moves into house
    • the house got some shit in it
    • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
    • turns out that shit is some ultrashit
     
  7. 15:53

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    Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
    — Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)
     
  8. 00:58 8th Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from teenagepics

    
If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
     
  9. 16:44 6th Sep 2014

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    get to know me meme |  favorite TV couples of all time

      ↳ Chandler & Monica (Friends) 

    "I love you. Any surprises that come our way, it’s okay, because i will always love you. You are the person i was meant to spend the rest of my life with."

     
  10. 16:41

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    (Source: is-reptile)

     
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    His journey is to fly in the clouds

    His journey is to fly in the clouds

     
  12. He’s achieved his goal of being like his ancestors the bird

     
  13. 00:04 1st Sep 2014

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    Reblogged from teenagepics

    
If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
     
  14. 02:35 28th Aug 2014

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    dailyactress:

Hunger Games: Mockingjay

    dailyactress:

    Hunger Games: Mockingjay

     
  15. 02:31 27th Aug 2014

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    prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

    prokopetz:

    This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

    Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

    Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

    The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

    I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

    The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

    So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

    Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

    Fucking wasps.